Dude, Where’s My Car? Beat Sheet: A Plot Guide for Writers

Beat 3 – Go

After meeting with their friend Nelson for guidance, Jesse and Chester go to town for answers and run into Christie, who did see them with a briefcase full of money the night before. After her jock boyfriend, Tommy, scares them off, they head to a strip club where a stripper demands they return a suitcase with $200k—or else!

Next, they go to their girlfriends’ house, which is a mess, and proceed to make matters worse. As they leave, a group of space nerds briefly abducts them, seeking to recover a mysterious and powerful alien device called the “Continuum Transfunctioner,” which they appeared to have last night. They are dropped off by a tailor shop and warned that they are now in great danger and should trust no one.

Beat 4 – Search

Dumbfounded, Jesse starts to freak out, but their search continues. The tailor gives them suits they don’t recall ordering (one contains a Rubik’s cube), and they meet the Hot Chicks, a group of women dressed in black who promise “pleasure” in exchange for the Transfunctioner. Just then, the police show up and put Jesse and Chester in jail, saying their car was found fleeing a crime scene.

They are quickly released (a case of mistaken identity), and it seems the car is finally within reach—except the police sent it to be impounded. In the meantime, the “Hot Chicks” make allies of Tommy and his jock friends and persuade them to look for Jesse and Chester, and the Transfunctioner.

As they’re leaving the station, Jesse & Chester learn Nelson has been taken hostage by Tommy (who is looking for them), and then encounter two Nordic dudes who are seeking the Transfunctioner to prevent the destruction of the universe. Exasperated, they go home to watch TV.

Soon after, their girlfriends show up and dump them for being “sucky boyfriends,” and the guys realize they love them and recommit themselves to the search and repairing their relationships.

Beat 5 – Find

First step: they go to the police impound for their car, only to find it’s been sold. As they head over to the buyer’s address, the space nerds abduct them to a house in the country (where their leader Zoltan lives with his parents). They reveal the Twins are their hostages, and Zoltan sends them off, threatening to hurt the Twins if Jesse and Chester don’t bring him the Transfunctioner.

They then sneak into the buyer’s gated address, only to be attacked by ostriches and trapped in a cage by ostrich farmer Pierre. After they answer an ostrich trivia question, he frees them and agrees to let them get their stuff from the car. But when they go to the garage, they find the car is missing.

However, Pierre gives them a key he found in the car to a locker at the Space-o-Rama arcade, where they head next. In the locker, they find the stripper’s briefcase of money (which they promptly give back) and arcade tickets, but no Transfunctioner.

At this point, Jesse and Chester realize nobody has ever said what the Transfunctioner looks like and devise a solution. They’ll use their tickets to get alien-looking devices from the arcade and then tell everyone they found the device. What could go wrong?

Beat 6 – Take

The idea seems to be working perfectly. Zoltan and his crew show up at the arcade, take the device, and trade back their girlfriends. When Tommy and his jocks arrive, he attacks Zoltan, takes the device, and releases their friend Nelson. But as Jesse & Chester try to leave, the Nordic Dudes announce it’s a fake and Tommy becomes enraged as he figures out what’s happened.

Before he can do anything, Chester completes the Rubik’s cube, which transforms itself into the Transfunctioner and activates a bomb that can destroy the universe. With time running out, Jesse and Chester must decide between giving it to the Nordic Dudes or the Hot Chicks; they give it to the Dudes, who deactivate it. Their girlfriends are impressed.

In retaliation, the Hot Chicks morph into a single giant alien woman and start terrorizing the arcade. They knock out the Nordic dudes, and Jesse and Chester take the device to stop them. With the alien approaching, they laser beam her to pieces and save the universe.